Sensing a pattern in birthday haul for this year after opening presents: Glittery earrings followed by a pair of very posh leather gardening gloves – what more could an old bird want on her birthday? However gardening gloves have been complemented by some memory foam knee pads to help my ageing knees and a day-glo yellow hat (presumably for the helicopter rescue team to find me when I fall over trying to kneel on my memory foam pads and end up hidden in the shrubbery). Oh well – at least I will still feel young and girly in my sparkly earrings as I am being winched to safety..