Lost half hours of one’s life that one will never regain: attempting return four lively ferrets to a shed that they have absolutely no intention of going back into. Think trying to put unwilling cat out from/into a room and shutting the door. Multiply that by four and add trouser leg climbing, multi pronged, synchronised and startling attacks from inside/under the dog kennel, finger nipping, mad ninja leaping and ferret on ferret stealth attacks. Think I could now take on and win against any nationality of insurgents single handed.

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