Will I never learn?
There are certain situations when you have committed and done the deed, you regret ever having put yourself in that position but there is no going back or way out.
You vow never to do it again. Ever.
Like childbirth or getting way too drunk and having a hell of a hangover.
I have just arrived for a full day at work in a very uncomfortable and poorly fitting pair of control pants which are making it difficult to breathe and threatening to cut off the circulation to my legs.
In this situation there may be one drastic solution.
Seriously considering going commando for the sake of my impending lower body ischaemia.