Any one of the three other fully functioning adults in this house with eyes, arms, legs and normal cognitive ability who disapproves of being told what to do ” I can’t find any of my pants/socks/clothes!! What have you done with them all?”
Menopausal washing fairy in early hot flush state who has recently decided to restrict her magic powers to simply putting stuff in and taking stuff out of washing machine as an experiment. “Where have you looked?”
“In my pants/socks/clothes drawer”
“Have you tried the :
Dirty washing pile that hadn’t made it downstairs yet.
The dirty washing in the basket.
The washing in the machine.
The wet washing in the washing basket.
The tumble dryer.
The drying racks in the boiler room
The unfolded dry washing in the laundry room
The folded clean washing on the boiler
The folded clean washing on the Aga?”
“Er…”
“Found it!”
Magic
Comfortably Mum 