Me: “X is broken, has fallen off, isn’t working”
Him: “YOU’VE broken it. You’ve got to be more careful! Did you force it? You must have been doing it wrong/badly”

Him: “X is broken, has fallen off, isn’t working. It’s a piece of crap and badly made. What did YOU do to it when you last used it?”
Me: “😡😡😡😡😡😡 Lets just fix it, shall we?😡😡😡“