Halfway through lovely cold beer whilst doing a multitude of domestic tasks last night. Suddenly realised I longer had beer in my hand. I KNOW I didn’t finish it. Retraced my steps and retired to bed unrefreshed. Realised with resignation that I will probably find it today in the hen house/greenhouse/car (in fact, no, forgot to fill the windscreen washers again)/dog kennel/ferret cage. Delete where applicable.