Things I have discovered recently.

Labrador puppies and expensive wicker furniture are not a successful combination.

Thinking about not eating birthday cake, whilst eating it, is not as effective a weight loss strategy as actually not eating it.

When you are eating the birthday cake, it tastes a lot more pleasant if you remove the embedded candle wax from the cream icing.

Menopausal body changes are basically just a bag of shite and probably unaffected by eating cake, in the long run.

Posting one’s ruminations on Facebook is not a clever way of trying to get your evening work session completed