Go to Christmas drinks party in new floaty wrap dress with biker boots.

Rock the party feeling and looking younger than my years.

Drink far too much Prosecco (er – is that really possible?)

Visit the facilities, forget the floatiness and wrappiness of your dress and make a catastrophic error regarding the gathering up of said garment.

Perform a quick remedial cold water rinse of the affected areas of clothing.

Stand in garden for twenty minutes for surreptitious drying, aided by dress floatiness.

Return to party and drink (much) more Prosecco.

Crisis management success.

I thank you.