Lost your cute and frolicsome cocker spaniel?

Places guaranteed to find the little shit…

Next door pig farm lying in a pile of soya, covered in a layer of fine yellow dust and sporting an enormously fat belly

In the compost heap eating rotten fruit/veg/insert disgusting item here

On the remains of the bonfire where you burn the hen bedding, snacking on lightly roasted hen crap

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