COVID 19 Diary.

I now know what I will be occupying myself with for my non-working days this weekend….

Picking up the vast mountains of horticultural crap that is widely distributed around the entire garden since ‘im outdoors broke loose from the shed with the hedge clippers and chainsaw.
Lockdown has forced him to do something energetic to alleviate the boredom.
He’s now in a messy, perspiring heap in a corner of the kitchen and I think may be about to go on strike…..

Not that I’m complaining – the place has never looked more neat and tidy – however I think the chance of getting him back into the garden in the next 10 years is precisely zero.