Alternately fascinated and frustrated by the way autocorrect handles my typos as my eyesight (eye tugboat) gets worse and my fingers (fib hears) get more clumsy (coinsy) with age.
It seems to be getting less and (that be getting Jess and) less intuitive and more and more random. I just texted my neighbour to ask if she could let dogs out next week because my normal dog walker is away. Seems I’ve told her I have a “fig washer”.

Bloody stupid technology (technoko). Ffs. (Fish).