I am married to a retired man whose days are spent embracing the the great outdoors. He is an experienced deerstalker and is very enthusiastic about bringing the fruits of his labours inside to share with me.

He is also crap at DIY.

This morning whilst at work, I received an ominous WhatsApp message:

“I’ve been doing some imaginative kitchen DIY…….!”

“Introducing….the domestic drying appliance that no housewife should be without….”

Followed by the following photo…..

“Ta da! The Bra-ntler!”.