Middle aged Dad (aka Victor Meldrew): “What was it I asked you to remind me to do?”

Senior daughter, who was (at the point of communicating said fact) likely not listening as had been fielding multiple requests/commands from her Dad most of the morning: “Err, can’t remember”

Dad: “Bloody Hell! I can’t trust you to do anything! I depend on you to remind me of these important things! What was it?”

Daughter: “Soz, dunno.”

Dad (Now very irritated): “Come on! …..Think! …..I know what it was but I want you to remember!”

Daughter: “Well if you know what it was, why do you need me to remember??”

Dad: “That’s hardly the point!

Daughter…..Perplexed silence….

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