When I was younger and more impressionable, I always said that when I die I would like my ashes scattered over Mel Gibson. I now realise that is in very poor taste.
George Clooney would be a much better choice.

Thanks for joining me!

This is an extension of my personal Facebook posts, converted to a public Facebook page and now a Blog.  I live in a beautiful rural area with my family and a menagerie of pets and animals. I try to find one thing to laugh about every day no matter how shit it has been.  Hopefully I can make you all laugh too!

Menopause:

Stealthily and rapidly transforms one’s physique into that of a blancmange filled balloon

Renders one disproportionately irritated with one’s husband for leaving the toilet seat up